You’re seeing this page because something went wrong with the link we sent you. ☹ Or maybe you just wandered in here from the internet? I dunno.
Like most mystical creatures, Birthday Frogs will only appear under the right conditions. It doesn’t mean you have to come here on your actual birthday, but the correct way to summon your frog is to use the link in your Official Birthday Frog Email. ✉
Try the link again, and if it still isn’t working, reply to the email and our frogmaster will sort it out for you.
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This is not your standard birthday card. It isn’t even your standard Birthday Frog card. It’s been scanned, digitized, compressed, serialized, encrypted (twice!) and transmitted thousands of miles to our secret data center buried somewhere in the Amazon rainforest. Then we printed it out on 16 sheets of fanfold paper and stapled them to the server so it won’t drop offline ever again.
Doctors assure us the frog will make a complete recovery.
Welcome to the world’s first e-Frog, affectionately known as the Electronic Birthday Frog Delivery System.
Ahem. That’s your cue to cheer. ☺